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>>I see treasure. These goblins are obviously no threat… GO GET IT YOU MANLY MAN, YOU!
>>Sneak around them. Interrupting their party/ritual/whatever seems like a mean thing to do.

You decide to combine the ideas the voices in your head are proposing and try to sneak around to the back of the pit, where the pile of loot lies.



As the goblins finish piling on stuff onto the cloth on the ground, they turn their attention back to the fire. This is your chance! You slide down into the pit as quietly as possible, and stealthily advance upon the goods.



You get closer and closer, and think of how you’ll carry all of this out of here. Maybe you’ll just use the cloth like a little bag or something. Maybe you can just stuff it all into the skull. Maybe you can just stuff it all into your hair!

In any case, nothing is stopping you from taking this loot.



…Except maybe that! A loud horn blows, its sound echoing through the caverns, drowning out even the goblins. But it's probably just part of the ritual. It probably doesn’t mean you’ve been spotted!



Wait, no, it totally means you’ve been spotted. You realise you neglected to tie up the other goblins from earlier, and now they’ve run off to get help. And lots of it!



You back away towards the opening in the pit behind you, reaching for your sword. This is gonna get messy.



wait what is this

why is everything shaking



The goblins stop shouting, and just stare at you with a shocked expression as the rumbling continues.

Or… Are they staring behind you?






OHHH THAT’S NOT GOOD.