>>Make a trade for your safety. Like maybe Eik?

Desperate to escape, and afraid that a stray spark of flame will ignite a lethal explosion from within your hairspray-hardened hairdo, you bargain with your tiny kidnappers. You promise you’ll let them have Eik, if you can go free!

Unfortunately for you, you do not speak Goblin.

Eik does not seem to appreciate your efforts.